Friday, March 25, 2011

Freya-day

You know the drill by now…

SWAYZE-A-THON ’11!

It’s tonight! Throats will be ripped, shots will be fired at the sky while someone screams, and The Sheen shall team with The Swayze to battle Russian Invaders! Truly this has the potential to be the greatest of ALL Movie-A-Thons!

DUKE LOSING!

There are few things in life I love more than when Duke loses. So for them to blow a half-time lead last night to Arizona and get destroyed in the second half, I’m all a twitter today. Now if only I can get my KU vs. UNC final game. I would love for the ‘Hawks to deny our old dear friend Roy another National Title while hoisting their second in four years.

YOUR HIGHNESS!
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I love(s) me some Danny McBride, so much that I sometimes have problems telling if Kenny Powers is a character OR if Danny McBride is the character. This one has Natalie Portman, James Franco, and of course McBride. It’s also a comedy fantasy adventure, what’s not to love?

WHAT REBUPLICANS WANT!

So I’ve come to the conclusion that the Tea Party and the Neo-Cons want ‘Crazy’ in the White House. Any ‘Crazy’ will do, as long as they bow their heads reverently to Big Business, their version of Christianity, and the ghost of the most overrated president ever Ronald Regan. So why not go BALLZ out crazy and just elect Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, the president from the unfortunately precognitive film Idiocracy (**** ½ out of 5). I mean c’mon he’s big so he must be tough on crime, he loves guns, he’s dumb, and he’s black so he can take out Obama just Richard Steel was supposed to do. Why settle for the lesser crazy of a Bachman, Palin, or Gingrich, go big, GO COMACHO!

CAPTAIN AMERICA!

It’s all coming together. This has moved up in my eyes into a ‘must see in a theatre’ type of flick.

RANDOM CRAP!

- I only have 14 minis to seal this Sunday, but that’s still 4 more than my goal of 10.
- Char & Ant are going to let me watch their kids Saturday. Alone. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
- KU has Richmond today. I’m not saying I’m worried, but I am a tad worried. I should be, I’m an insane fan, and it’s what we do.
- Cottage Cheese with pepper and hot sauce is divine.

I know there should be more to write about, but I’m drawin’ a blank…

“Hey man oh leave me alone, you know
Hey man oh Henry, get off the phone, I gotta
Hey man I gotta straighten my face
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place
Hey man schooldays insane
Hey man my work's down the drain
Hey man well she's total blam-blam
She said she had to squeeze it but she... and then she...

Don't lean on me man, 'cause you can't afford the ticket
I'm back on Suffragette City
Don't lean on me man,
'Cause you ain't got time to check it
You know my Suffragette City

Is outta sight... she's all right

Hey man, ah Henry, don't be unkind, go way
Hey man, ah! I can't take you this time, no way
Hey man, ah droogie don't crash here
There's only room for one and here she comes, here she comes

Don't lean on me man, 'cause you can't afford the ticket
I'm back on Suffragette City
Don't lean on me man,
'Cause you ain't got time to check it
You know my Suffragette City

Ah, hey man!

Don't lean on me man, 'cause you can't afford the ticket
I'm back on Suffragette City
Don't lean on me man,
'Cause you ain't got time to check it
You know my Suffragette City

Aaaaaah Wham Bam Thank you Ma'am!
Suffragette City... Suffragette”



* = Erol Otus makes it all better...

4 comments:

  1. I think Charlene and Anthony should be worried that both kids will have mowhawks when we get home. ;-)

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  2. GREATEST. IDEA. EVA'!

    You know you shouldn't encourage me, right?

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  3. So why not go BALLZ out crazy and just elect Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

    T-shirt headaches and stress! Thank you for making me laugh out loud at work and for the first time today!

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  4. D.,
    If you think that's good just wait an hour and half when we watch The SWAYZE & The SHEEN kill Ruskies!
    It is my goal to make you laugh until you hurt your back.
    "Doctor says I need a Backiotomy!"

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