Friday, October 21, 2011

Kung Pow Vs. House Of Flying Daggers

* = Fridays are for SWANSON!

It’s Friday, I’ve somehow managed to survive the week. I’m tired, almost over being sick, and VASTLY unprepared for whatever the weekend has in store. So it’s a perfect time of day to drop some K-nowledge(s) on you…


I’ve determined that if I was somehow to win the lottery and had enough money to no longer have to work for folks I don’t respect that THIS embedded video would be my effective resignation. I’d e-mail it out with my resignation letter, and at the bottom sign it; LIKE A BOSS!


Another week MORE Pathfinder pre-paints as we speed headlong towards their release in December. Still no word on Wizards pre-painted minis line to accompany their new skirmish game, which is surprising since Paizo & Wizkids are bangin’ this minis out this quickly. I have the rules, but haven’t found the time to play it yet. Maybe the fact that WotC is taking their time is a good sign. On an unfortunate side note I pre-ordered the four initial Pathfinder Hero Miniatures in August, BUT I made the mistake of being a cheap bastard and attached them to my Planetary Stories subscription, so I won’t get them till mid-November.




It’s going to be on my doorstep when I arrive home today. LIKE A BOSS!

You know what else is very Boss like?


- Lukie’s Games dot com is friggin’ awesome. I got like seven games for $25.00. Last night I spent the vast majority of my night smashin’ fools on N64’s WWF No Mercy (***** out of 5). Now don’t get me wrong it’s not quiet as good as Virtual Pro Wrestling 2, but it’s DAMN close. It doesn’t have the massive roster, the MMA rules, the Road Of Champions mode, or some of the crazier move set stuff. However it does have cage matches, TLC matches, the Dudley Boys, Taz, and a more robust create a wrestler mode. The thing is I used to have this game, couldn’t find it so broke out the $4 and re-bought it. Now I have to re-unlock EVERYTHING! Soon though I’ll have built up my CAWs, I’m especially looking forward to putting together a kick-ass Road Warriors, and then it’ll be ON!
- On a side note I just listened to the Paul Charchian, who I generally enjoy, tell me how there are people in this country who are “anti-business”, “anti-profit”, & that they “simply don’t get it”. (* = CAUTION(S)! This man is NO Ron Swanson!)Hmmm, well as a self-described ‘Classist’ let me lay it down for you Paul. I’m not again Capitalism, I’m not anti-business, and I am most certainly not anti-profit. What I am is anti-greed. I’m against MFer’s who need fifteen cars and in order to pay for that they fire folks to ‘down size’. I’m against ‘golden parachutes’ (and showers for that matter) for those folks who have used speculation in order to wreck our financial stability for their own gain. I am disenfranchised by the disingenuousness of the so-called ‘American Dream’, and how it does not apply to everyone. So NO Paul I am not part of those broad strokes you’ve painted. Instead I’m part of the minutia you and your ilk love to ignore as you justify the actions of the un-defendable.
- Back to the games I picked up, just to let the rest of the world know I’m moving on from NCAA College Football 2005. It’s sad, but I’m doing it. I’m moving all the way to the far-flung year of 2007! PROGRESS! Oh and I have a new to me copy of Demon Stone since the one I had was never returned by someone I loaned it to, LotR The Two Towers, Madden 2007, & LotR The Third Age! Whew, I think that’s it. So as you can see I have lots of stuff new to play.
- Ant! I saw that the Neeley Brothers have a new ‘toon on Adult Swim! We may get a new version of the J.F.K. Song with FANCY animation!
- Dirty Packers Vs. Vike-queens this weekend. Although it’s fruitless to root against the Packers, who are in my opinion the second best team in the NFL by far, I’m still going to do it. I’m still going to hope that Rodgers spends the vast majority of the game picking his arrogant ass off the turf. Oh and I hope A.J. Hawk and Clay Matthews collide hard enough to merge back into one single barely tolerable human being rather than the twin douche bags they currently are.
- Chili tonight!

And with that piece of wonderful news I’m out…

“They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm so White N' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
I wanna roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Really, really white n' nerdy

First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well, I'm number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
Happy days is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on

They see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I'm
white n' nerdy!
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy
I'd like to roll with-
The gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too
White n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
How'd I get so white n' nerdy?

I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect 'em
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog!
Yo! Got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!

I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend
at the renaissance fair
I got my name on my under wear!

They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
All because I'm white n' nerdy
Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy
I wanna bowl with-
the gangsters
but oh well it's obvious I'm
white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!”

* = Todd & Garth, Besties...


  1. Haha, you should have your resignation email all ready to go, sitting in your email 'drafts' folder, it should already even be addressed to all the 'fools' you'd send it to. So then, it'll just be ONE BUTTON CLICK AWAY, when the time is right.

    Oh, and I posted a super rough toon, which includes me in dream state shouting and flailing a gun around.

  2. Whose to say I don't already have it...?

    I checked it out, it was cool!